Cowboy Bart

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Slick Bart stole my heart and kept on riding out of town where he hung it like a Christmas ornament from a branch on the old Oak at the edge of the Hemphill farm. Two-shot Sam came along and took aim, gunning it to the ground on his second shot, whooping “Yippee!” He left it there to rot but before it did, a herd of cattle stomped it right good. I reckon it was the rain, though, that really finished it off, fertilizer for nothing.

Down by the brook, I felt light as a feather without that damn heart always stopping and stalling me in my tracks. I lied back on Flat Rock taking a sunbath thinking about absolutely nothing when a cloud darkened the sky. Go on, then, pour down on me. But no! It wasn’t thunderclouds that took the light. I squinted up at the sound of her voice. 

“You really gonna’ just lie there all your days?” 

“What’s it to you?” I spat. 

I couldn’t make out her face up there on her high horse, but I could see she was tossing something beautiful and shimmery in her right hand. “What’s that you got?”

“What’s it to you?”

“Not much. Just curious is all. Go on now, go on your way.”

“Here. Catch.” 

She tossed the glowing slippery orb, and I sat up and caught it in my left hand and nearly dropped it, it was so slick and smooth, made my whole insides warm.

“I’ll be darned. Is this what I think it is?”

“Sure is. Thought you’d be missing it soon. You ain’t gonna’ get far without it, that’s for dang sure.”

I shrugged. “I don’t know.” I tucked it in my satchel all the same.

“Be seein’ you.” 

“Yeah, see you.”

“Stay away from Bart, ya’ hear?” And before she burned the breeze, I heard her say under her breath, “For the hundredth time.”

It seemed like good advice, but I was feeling stronger and decided to take one last trip through town. Sure enough, ‘ole Bart was standing out front of the saloon, right there on Main, admiring his reflection in the window. I admired it, too. He sure did look fine, that Bart. And then he saw me reflected behind his own reflection and turned his attention my way.

“Say, don’t I know you?”

“Nah. Maybe you got me mixed up with some other gal. Just passin’ through.” 

I tipped my hat, pulled the reins and dug in my spurs. “Giddyup, Gypsy. We have places to go, things to see, world savin’ stuff to do.”

Wild Heart

bd4c67dfc9786cd16c8719f0f80b8065--motorcycle-bike-biker-babesWild heart, strap on your biker boots and take me places I would never dare. Reckless, guileless, bold and brave, tell the voices and distractions to get out of our way.

Rev the engine and take Main through town to the dusty back road that leads to the top of the hill. Let gawkers gawk, because they will. Steal a kiss and give one, too. It doesn’t have to last, but make sure it’s true.

Soar eagle high, dive cormorant deep, catch me a star fish while you’re there. Set a seal and leave your mark, drop bouquets after dark. Go merrily, merrily, merrily. I’ll meet you at the shore.

Cast your net wherever you wish, but hold me tight when the waves hit. Carry it light, and we’ll not go down. Share all our bounties from the beautiful sea. She is us and we are she.

Weapons down, gates thrown wide, dance by the light of the moon, the moon.  Come close and let me whisper in your ear, you are divine, it’s true.

New Pajamas?

When I was about five-years-old my mom made me a pair of pajamas with a waistband that was too big. I strutted around the kitchen table at breakfast modeling them for my father and brothers until they fell down around my ankles. In that moment I learned the high of making people I love laugh. Naturally, I had to repeat it, pulling my pajamas up and letting them fall down, until I wore out the effect, and my mother made me stop. But it was done. I was a certifiable goofball and proud of it.

Humor is an elixir with the power to break tension and soothe what ails, if only temporarily enough to keep us buoyed and balanced, especially in these hard times. And hard times they are. Heightened environmental and socio-political ills coupled with whatever we may be carrying personally provide a seedbed for anxiety, pain and stress making us more susceptible to illness.

Laughter releases endorphins, the opposite of anger, fear and panic, which release adrenaline. It boosts our immune systems, protects our hearts, and burns calories, among many other things. It’s also a great leveler and can be the magic gateway to ending a stalemate when other means fail. Laughter is a master matchmaker, fostering likely and unlikely alliances.  Click here for more benefits of laughing.

You might think you can’t manufacture laughter but not so. In 1995, Dr. Madan Katari founded laughter yoga theorizing that the body doesn’t know the difference between fake and real laughter and it experiences benefits either way. Journalist, professor and peace advocate Norman Cousins famously treated his illnesses with laughter, vitamins and diet.

So, seek it wherever you can find it–through friends and family, funny movies and books, comedy clubs and shows, whatever works. There is nothing to lose in trying to be a little lighter, because there simply can’t be too much light right now. Me? I may have to buy some new pajamas and invite some friends over for breakfast.