
Pride! Hey girl hey. Where you been? You should drop in more often. I get not wanting to overdo it, but not showing up at all isn’t cool either. Just sayin’. Give us some love. Don’t make me beg.
It’s not money that’s the root of all evil, it’s the love of it. And you really dig that root, don’t you, Greed? I’m not gonna jam you too much, cuz you have way too many friends to care. Hit me up when you need a reality check, ‘k?
I can’t with you, Wrath. Calm down! It’s something to behold watching you flare up over this or that. And it’s downright thrilling when you’re going for a righteous win for Justice. I’m all in then. But wow, it’s exhausting. Take a chill pill, because I’m going to need you rested and ready for at least the next four years.
Envy, seriously, come on. What do they have that we want? They’re not all that. I know, the golden pen dripping words faster than we can think them makes my solar plexus swirl, too, and not in a good way. Blinkers on, babe, let’s not go comparison shopping. Stay focused.
Wow, Lust, what do you mean you’re finished with me? So quickly bored, always on to the next best thing, skimming the surface instead of diving deeper where the real real lies. All right, then, your loss. But Lust? I’ll tell you when we’re finished. (Mic drop.)
Why is it always all or everything with you, Gluttony? Look, we’ve had a good—some might even say stellar—run, but I think it’s best we don’t meet so often. It’s not you. It’s me. We can be friends. We’ll still see each other on special occasions, promise. Kisses.
Sloth, OMG, losing a BFF is worse than losing a lover. I’m talking to you, Lust. No, wait, I’m talking to you, Sloth. It’s time for us to branch out again, my dear. A new year is coming and cozy and tempting as it is to hang with you all the time, it’s not healthy for either of us. Don’t worry, we’ll still be bingeing hot shows and devouring yummy books. Sure, we can invite Gluttony to join us once in a while. Maybe Temperance, too? Love you!
Best Wishes for the Best Possible New Year!


